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To regret saying something harmful, insulting, or stupid to someone
Kyle : How is John doing?
Sarah: He has been dead for 5 years now
(Kyle is sticking his foot in his mouth) not literally
a joke where someone says hey do you know Candice or I'm going to Candice's house and more
when they say whos Candice or something else with Candice you say Candice nuts fit in yo mouth.
hey john you know candice. whos candice? CANDICE NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH
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there is a place in wyoming called tongue river. and we were never able to find its location, and eventually "finding the mouth of tongue river" turned into a euphemism for making out
i totally found the mouth of tongue river with tanja, at prom
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a response given to someone who always asks "have seen my ____." Especially useful when said person took little or no time to actually "look" on their own.
Stupid Roomate: "Have you seen my car keys?"
You: "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth."
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When two males and a female participate in the act of copulation and one male's genitalia are in the mouth of the female and the other's genitalia are in either her buttocks or her vagina.
My friend and I wanted to have a threesome with a female from the workplace except we weren't comfortable with textbook double penetration so we decided to put one in the mouth and one down south.
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is when you stick your dick in a womans
mouth and bang in it as hard or as soft
as you like -note she has to have very strong neck muscles.
you have to be on top as if you are in a missionary position but you have to have your dick in her mouth and bam off until you bust a nut :) use ky jelly....
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The act of using an African American penis to dick someones' mouth.
"I will nigger dick your mouth if you don't shut the fuck up."
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