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When you are on a brisk swim at a pool and have a sudden erge to send a hot turd to the surface of the water, resemebling a submarine
"hey check it out, that girls gonna swim right into my oh henery submarine"
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The atheist counterpart of the (over-used) exclaimation "Oh my god".
Just like the phrase "Oh my god", except it acknowledges the speaker's lack of belief in the existence of any supreme being(s).
Used to express shock, fright, and basically all other strong emotions.
Oh my godlessness, that guy is fucking a pumpkin.
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le monke's famous phrase. (le monke is pronounced: luh-monk) It originates from a video posted on the 15 of March 2016, of a monkey shitting and farting himself, while he laughs hysterically about it
Me to my little brother: did you just shit your pants retard?
My little brother: uh oh stinky
Me: *beats him to death*
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If ib 1st2 define it i say:
Anything that got white on the outside, black on the inside, like an uh-oh cracker.
Yo! Whatcha smoken? Oh ic u got puff frmn dat uh-oh oreo, dam snicka!
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1. a phrase used in the worship, of one human being to another.
2. Used to express strong emotion, such as lust, passion, bdsm, raunchy intercourse with the opposite member, in most occasions the partner would be named Zack, or Zachary.
Origins: a little girl whose name starts with J, and ends with OYCE.
A. OH MY ZACK! LETS MAKE MAGIC in THE BED.
B. OH MY ZACK! I LOVE KAULAU!
C. OH MY ZACK! I COMED ON THE CARPET
D. OH MY ZACK! I LOVE THIS NOTORIOUS big SONG, ITS SO AWESOME
E. OH MY ZACK! YOU'RE AWFUL! HORRIBLE FRIEND! HMPH!
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The highest possible level of chonk attainable.
My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!
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What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
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