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A person (male) who belongs on Crescent Street in Montreal. Though exact defining characteristics are elusive, one is always sure when one meets a Crescent Guy.
Wears too much cologne, smells better than most of his female friends and grooms too much. Looks like every other douchebag on Crescent Street.
I asked for a pic and he sent me the most blatantly posed, looking-off-into-the-distance picture I've seen in a decade. What a fucking Crescent Guy.
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The gender opposite of Horse Girl. Generally adults, though this ailment has been known to effect young males under the age of 18. Known to wear exclusively leather vests in the summer, various large skull rings, brightly colored bandannas folded across their foreheads. They generally have no affiliation to a motorcycle club, nor association with shaving. They like to talk loud and close to your face. Harley Guys "enjoy" riding Harley's, though no one truly enjoys their balls being beaten to death, their hearing impaired, or bugs in their teeth. Feeling the "hog" between their legs reminds them of their first fat chick. Afraid of Sturgis, SD.
"Oh, the suns out! Imma gunna take the hog out this weekend, you've gotta hear my new pipes bro!" -Harley guy
" Wow! Look at how dumb that Harley guys over there looks. He should be riding a horse, and saving gas." -Horse Girl
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Someone whoโs always conveniently using trains and can therefore help you board and complete other train related tasks for you.
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A guy who encourages or forces you to do everything that might harm to your "good girl" image.
- Oh girl, nowadays I'm dating with a "why not guy" and he always forces me to do the things that I've never done before.
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A guy you don't want to fuck with. He wears a tuxedo in search of smokes. Originally from from Winnipeg, Canada, he is the biggest native on the block.
Tuxedo Guy: Ehhh der fuk I heard you got some smokes now give me them before I fukkin steal your bike
Other guy: Here take them just don't steal my bike!
Tuxedo Guy: Mleh fuk I'm keeping your bike anyway consider it gone buddy
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