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When you take your tongue an slap some ones anus
Dont make me come over there and give you a tongue punch in the fart box
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A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.
Five Finger Death Punch used to show promise but then they sold out and write radio ballads.
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Making love in a bathtub full of fuzzy punch
Robin: Mine and Trevor's lovelife is getting so dull, what should I do?
Cristin: Have you tried making sweet sweet punch love? It should really spice things up.
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The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.
Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?
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Boxing idiom used to describe being in a situation where you're overmatched. Can be used in relation to other sports, as well as relationships.
"That fox was bound to leave you, Fat Albert. Next time, don't punch above your weight."
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Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.
Mike felt like crying like a little baby at Beavermead, so he said "I'll punch you in the face!".
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Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.
Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks
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