When a women shits with a thong on and it splits down the middle like a snake tongue.
The stripper started snake-tonguing whilst performing
When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.
“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”
A squirmy, water loving, salty backstabber, who acts as a friend but they are really the opposite.
snake backstabber squirmy
We used to be best friends until she snaked me out. That little sea snake.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
Snaking is when someone is low key hooking with their roommate and/or roommates. But it's so secretive that you have to be sly like a snake.
Jim: "Yo Mitch did you hear about Jake and Noah?"
Mitch: "Nah what?"
Jim: "They're totaling snaking around dude."
The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.
Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.
To put a small object into your foreskin. So called because the resulting penis looks like a snake that has swallowed a small mammal whole. This is also known as "One-Dicking".
Person 1: Why is this chocolate mini roll so warm?
Person 2: Oh, I was snaking it earlier. Fit the whole thing right in!