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“where are the black people???”
this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target
greatwood: noun, a town in texas
Greatwood, Texas, white moms and unseasoned food for the win!!!
A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."
White Russian with Dr. Pepper
Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”
1. The most appropriate and accurate supplement to any and all questions.
2. And Texas!
Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?
Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.
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Dude#2: And Texas!
A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
That Texas Truss is so big I bet it cuts into his legs when he sits.
A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.
Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!
When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’