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It is a school boy that always has to fart in that one class that no one likes and gets kicked out of class
Did you see the fart boy in class today?
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The perfect fart begins with a high pitch, and ends just seconds later with a thunderous baritone.
Honey, Dont be ashamed of that, it was the perfect fart. I should be so proud.
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The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.
I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.
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When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.
Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.
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The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
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tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying
uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds
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A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.
Woah, that was a killer face fart!
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