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Comeback to someone who is bragging.
PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??
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John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies
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These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.
I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.
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Dipping your dick in a bowlful of liqufied shit and then having a girl suck you off.
Amanda gave Martin an Oreo Cookie.
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Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.
"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".
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A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.
Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.
Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.