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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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The truth that is spoken in the bee movie
Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Fruit Fly is word used to describe heterosexual men that hangs out with and/or around gay or bisexual men. Some claim they do this for the sole reason of the attention they get, others claim it is because they are in fact curious to homosexual expierences (bi/cock-curious). Others will say it's both or for none of these and that they simply just enjoy the company of gay men.
Therefore this would be the male counterpart to the a heterosexual woman doing the same thing, mostly refered to as a Fag Hag
Fruit Fly because they are flies that circles around Fruits
"That guy is such a fruit fly, he's just loves the attention he gets around gay guys"
"That guy is so cock-curious! He claims he's straight though, maybe he's a fruitfly that just enjoys the sweet aroma and attention of fruits, but I think both"
Typically a woman who is not enjoyed, but posters gay men because they are perceived to be "harmless".
Most gay men only use this term ironically with their women friends because it is actually a slur meant to discourage annoying cisheteronormative women from being in their presence. (see: Karen)
God, She's so out of touch her questions are literally homophobic. She's so stupid she can't realize she's being an annoying fruit fly.
The young version of a fag-hag.
There's always a fruit fly hovering around the gay boys at the cafeteria.