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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
The most beautiful girl in your eyes. She is usally mixed with Canadian and Puerto Rican.
Damn frencheil stole my heart.
Frencheli and I went to the mall.
A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.
Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.
The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival
A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.
American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
Referring specifically to French people who have spawned from the potato fields of Northern Maine. These people tend to be more hyperactive than your typical French person, with ADHD tendencies. Anyone with the last name Leveque, Olette, Pelletier, or Albert should be considered highly suspect.
John has started 4 different projects and haven't finished one. That's because he's part Maniac French.
One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:
1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"