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When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead
Damn Jacob Mignon has a big dick
A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.
Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/
A kid who uses Discord way too much and has some addictions he has to sort out.
He always needs to shut up, and when he is blocked, he comes running back.
"Is that Jacob Bobaljik?"
"Yeah. Best to stay away."
he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's
Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits