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Legs that curve - no chance of stopping a pig in an alley way kinda curved.
Whats so bad about bowed legs? Its better to have your legs bowed than your jangles
When you get mustard on your leg
“Oh No, Leg Mustard
(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip
I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.
A graceful, luscious calf atop a delicate ankle
Jordan has such well-turned legs. He must do Leg Day regularly.
More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.
Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer
Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.
You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.