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The best fricking movie on the planet
Person 1: Hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude?
Person 2: WATCH THE FIRST TIME ITS A
19532890494/10 MUST WATCH
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Allows for lateness to be completely acceptable when you are on vacation or just returning from. Really just a bad excuse for laziness and just forgetting things all the time, usually turns into a bad habit.
Boss: Kolohe, you've been late for work 5 times in the last two weeks, what's the deal?
Kolohe: Sorry, I'm just livin' on island time brah!
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Anything from making out to actually getting it on. It is usually referred to as blowing someone or having an awesome hookup session.
Person 1: "Dude Julian and I had awesome sexy time last night?"
Person 2: "Really? What did you do?"
Person 1: "Some incredible sexy time that's what!"
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Refers to the saying "Dumps like a truck" in Thong Song by Sisqo. The time when you had held in your feces for a long time and it is finally time to release it.
P1. Man I've been holding it in all day, I need to get home.
P2. Sounds like Tonka Time.
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Ex-ec-u-tive Time: Country Club speak for a host of common, unimportant acts done at the expense of someone else e.g. cheating on a spouse in the office, looking a porn on the company computer, sleeping on the job, etc.
The President of the United States had to postpone his meeting with the Pope, having already scheduled two hours of executive time that afternoon.
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When your fucking a girl nice and slow, and then you go
"Alright stop....hammertime" and proceed to fuck her hard
I was getting bored with Carol, so i turned sex into hammer-time
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Poker slang, hoping for luck against the odds. Often uttered after going all-in. Heard frequently during the WSOP (World Series of Poker).
Dealer, I would like to use my one time now.
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