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The Badussy war was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1991. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated. History has completely forgotten about The Badussy war until a couple of baddies from Barbra University found some archived information, starting the universal hunt for information about The Badussy War. Here is where the baddies have logged their data.
Girl 1: Hey have you heard about the infamous badussy war?
Girl 2: Huh? No...
Girl 1: You should sign up with me, we fight for our badussys!
Girl 2: What the fuck are you on....?
Girl 3: I'll join!
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When two guys tug eachother's man-goods.
"I'm still sore from playing Greek Tug of War at that party last weekend".
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war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)
Turkey ham war should take over everything ever. lunchboxes, backpacks, sandwiches.
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When an white guy and a Mexican fight. The white guy usually wins the first skirmish but then the Mexican gets his millions of cousins to kill the white guy.
A: Hey look at that white guy and that Mexican. I think there is going to be a bar-fight.
B: The Mexican-American War has begun.
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The facts of this war have been handed down from generation to generation, and now must be told. Long before the infamous Manganaro lived, before Australia became popular for its Olympics, there was a War in the western Suburbs of Sydney. Here a conlict started as to who owned the entitlments to the Area Bum. The Allies (Yobos, Albino Aboriginals, Drunks, bar Flies, The Communist Party and Booze Hounds) gave the ultimatum that if the Axis (The Beavaria State, Little Lebannon, Australian Soccer Fed.,EHBTH Staff, Mintonians, The Nazi Party and The Labour Party) to leave the area known as Campletown. They did not. Thus the actions after that would form the War of the West. Weapons of Monitor Destruction (See WOMD) were deployed, beer cans thrown aplenty, and blood and alcohol spilt everywhere. After significant death the area was divided into two sections: One for the Allies, and one for the Axies. Soon, the Beavarian populus was realised by all to be the scum of the world and sent to the south wes suburb of Panania, where it set up state. The War was never spoken of again, until now.
The Unwritten War of The West has now been written!
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A Japanese anime based around two characters, Miyuki Shirogane (Prez) and Kaguya Shinomiya (Vice), who are in love. It’s a psychological anime in which the two avoid confessing to each other, and instead try to force it out of the other.
Each episode, there is a different scenario (or a match, as they call it in the anime) where the two characters are faced with normal situations but both end up overthinking it. The series expands its variety of characters over the course of the episodes. The characters are:
Fujiwara Chika, Yu Ishigami, Ai Hayasaka, Kei Shirogane, Tsubame Koyasu, Miko Iino, and the list goes on from the manga, Kaguya Wants to be Confessed to.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Kaguya-Sama: Love is War?
Person 2: Yeah, I’ve read the manga too! I heard Prez and Kaguya ******.
Person 1: DUDE! SPOILERS!
It all started off with with Echo saying
‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.
the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.
In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.
however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.
it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
Yo you remember that Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord?
Dudeeeee Yeahhhh that was wild