Sweet Tit

Awesomeness. Pure awesomeness.

Guy 1: Have you met Erin and Amber?
Guy 2: Yeah, they're sweet tits.

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tit for tat

A term made famous in a Jane Russell movie where she stands large- breasted between two cowboys. One cowboy says "You stole my horse so I stole your girl." The other cowboy answers "Yeah, tit for tat."

"I cut your grass and you wash my car, you know, "tit for tat"."

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Tara's Tits

In sales-related industries, Nothing, zero, nil.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.

It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.

Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"

Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".

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Right Tits

Something said by rednecks. Usually used by rednecks from the New England area. They use it as an adjective like awesome. The phrase itself orginated in Lincoln County Maine.

"How was sleddin' in East Millinocket guy?"
"It was right tits bub! Got er' up to 110 Mph! Had er' goin brap brap!"

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Bitch Tits

The official street name for the hallucinogenic drug 2cb

I tripped my nuts off last night on that bitch tits.

Hey man you want to bump this bitch tits?

Damn this bitch tits is burning the shit out of my nose!

This bitch tits has me tripping!

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sweaty tits

Acute condition that strikes women during and after exercise, or during sexual activity. When excessive perspiration appears on and between the breasts.

Dude 1: "I hooked up with Lisa last night."
Dude 2: "Did you suck on those big melons?"
Dude 1: "Hell nath, it was 90 degrees out, she had sweaty tits."

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Tumor tits

Tu-mor tits |ˈt(y)oōmər||tits|
noun

1. Breast cancer or a name given to someone fearing they have breast cancer.

2. A woman with abnormally large fast growing breasts.

Turns out she has to have chemo to treat her tumor tits.

Woah, did you see Jordan the other day? She got some tumor tits since high school!

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