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National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)
Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know
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Used when one is describing smoking marijuana. Can be applied as a substitute for the word marijuana/weed when asking another in a public setting to detract others from what you mean. Think stealth.
Person 1 (at work): Hey are you down for a super happy fun time session?
Person 2: Hell yeah I'm down.
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Overall feeling of well being and awesomeness.
Being around Peehs, member of The three badge program.
When Peehs is online, its always Peehs Happy Funn Time!
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To take a big steaming shit in a friends restroom while jacking off and picking your nose all at the same time. Prior to finishing the meat beating session the performer 1)wipes two nose goblins on the wall approximately 4 inches apart (the eyes) 2) fishes out the large turd from the bowl and draws a circle (head) around the two boogers and places a poo nose and smiley face within the circle 3) releases a stream of baby gravy on the lower portion of the circle which symbolizes the beard. It is further encouraged that the performer of this act proceeds to smear any excess shit on the mirror, walls, decorative hand towels and/ or any small pets or children living within the confines of the home. One must also not forget to wash ones hands.....after all we would not want to spread any germs.
Mike invited me over to his house to watch the BCS title game....I, being a Ducks fan was a tad bit upset with the outcome. This coupled with the fact that his wife is smelly and has the head of a wildabeast helped me decide that a bearded happy face surprise would be in order prior to my departure.
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The act of inserting an object into an orifice, beginning with the larger or more uncomfortable end.
He stuck a toothbrush in his urethra, happy side first.
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The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.
I would soon contort and defacate in my own ear than return to happey valley/goose bay.
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happy sleepy time juice make you feel silly and happy but also tired.
I drink my happy sleepy time juice and I feel so happy yet so sleepy