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To top off a pair of titties with a load of jiz in a classy way, of course.
Field Position: Girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face fucked.
The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move.
The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door.
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A species of videos on YouTube, they are increasing at an alarming rate and can vary from top 5 to top 500. Although the most common is top 10. Some channels post 5 a day.
How the fuck does watch mojo do so many top 10 lists in one day, it's ridiculous
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5 reasons raisins even exists is because somebody me to talk to and 10 reasons as people said top 5 reasons and people are two Maids of 11 reasons and everybody knows the reason of top 5 and top four reasons and very body's calling me right now please stop
5 reasons raisins even exists is because somebody me to talk to and 10 reasons as people said top 5 reasons and people are two Maids of 11 reasons and everybody knows the reason of top 5 and top four reasons and very body's calling me right now please stop
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A slutty woman, or general term used by men to address females.
David: Julie was being such a bitch today!
Levi: Yeah I know shes a total hooker top.
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Aussie slang: top notch, very good. Moslty used to describe ones wife.
"I got me a top flight missus, she brings me beer whenever i want it!"
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Short Italian male, does construction type of work, has many tattoos (jesus, a cross, etc...), sandpaper hands and laughs uncontrolably to fart sounds!
Vinny fell on the floor after hearing someone fart, he is such an over the top ginny.
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Man It Mean That U look STUPID fione and or you gon look good when u older
U knoe that Boi Marcus "yea" Well he a Top Notch Huh ?
U knoe his lil brother "B" yea well he gon be a Top Notch when he get older he gon look lyk his brother.
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