If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.
If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.
Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"
A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd
I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now
"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"
a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.
Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd
When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.