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What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.
Bro 1: wyd June 6
Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out
Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top
saying for when you attempt something about a horse and quit midway
MY DUDE THIS SUCKS FUCK THE HORSE
Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad
Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay
The act of purposely delaying someone by taking longer than necessary to finish.
That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.