Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.

1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'

m*nzad

A slur for any ginormous fuck that consumes tens of thousands of calories a day. Old Mayan prophecies revealed that these people would become so large that they'll consume the Earth itself, the true end of the world. This information was wiped from history, unfortunately. Their record smallest known meal includes 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, Medium French Fries (the medium makes them feel healthy), an OREO McFlurry, a Blue Raspberry Medium Frozen Fanta, and 13 cookies.

'It's been dark for way too long man, when are these clouds gonna move?'
'Didn't you hear? That's a m*nzad in the sky bruh, we're so fucking cooked...'

m.4dd

the hottest yeonjun stan‼️‼️

Rando: "I am the best yeonjun stan!"
M.4dd: "THAT IS ME"

S+M

somthing that will never be real

hari: S+M
safwan:bro that aint never gonna be real

s+m

S+M is a soon-to-be couple formed by 2 Portuguese people, they are cute and goals

S+M are couple goals

M😃😃😒😒😀😀

M the letter that starts my name

Person: omg her name begins with an M😃😃😒😒😀😀
P2: ok

Heydi V. M.

She’s whole hearted, family caring, thinks about everyone until it’s time for a nap. She wants to make herself and her loved ones proud. She sometimes doesn’t know what is her next move but she is capable of doing way more than anyone I know. She’s smart, kind, beautiful and “will give you a run for your money.” Don’t mess with her she will steal your pets!

My Wifey bitches

Hide your pets Heydi V. M. Is on her way!