jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.

Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.

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Jack-o-Lantern

A jack-o-lantern that features Jack Bauer's face

"Hey, look at that Jack-o-Lantern!"

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Tig o' bities

A descreet way of saying a girl has large breast. The flipping of the first letters of Big O' Tities.

Damn, that girl got some tig o' bities

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cup-o-pizza

dog-vomit. especially after feeding a dog pizza... but unversal for dog upchuck.

"Oh look bowser left a present for you on your laptop keyboard! A big helping of cup-o-pizza! Oh... are those flames coming out of the screen?"

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Real-O-Meter

1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the Real-O-Meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; Red being the most real, blue being piss-weak.

1. "And that's when shit went crazy like Gnarls Barkley, man. I pushed my Real-O-Meter into the red"

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High O U

To owe someone a type of high such as weed, because you had no money to pay for it when your buddy whipped out some wizzy, High owe you!!

Justin: Yo can I hit some of that?
Jay: You got some money?
Justin: Na man High O U
Jay: aight maine this stuff is bomb

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d(^O^)b

An emoticon expressing a happy face giving two thumbs up. A mouth is not explicitly included in this emoticon, but the "happy eyes" and "nose" are enough to imply approval and enjoyment of something previous posted/commented/said by another online individual. It is less common than most emoticons, and can be broken down as:

d = left hand giving the thumbs up symbol

(^O^) = the left cheek of the face "(", the left happy eye "^" (in an animesque fashion), a large nose "O", the right happy eye "^", and the right cheek of the face ")"--respectively

b = the right hand giving a thumbs up

--CommentFreak276: "That tard is as cool as nickelback, I bet he spent hours working on that flash."

--TooMuchFreeTime1337: d(^O^)b

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