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Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
It's always Chris
Hot saxy man
Plays captain american in justice league
Chris Hemsworth
Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
A multi cultural thug that’s half white half black and can be found around the Springville area
“I’m gonna pull a Chris doty up in here jit”
A gay bitch who tries for girls but fails and doesn’t have a **** and likes Sam
Chris giligma is gay
A guy who loves to drink beer and get “hoes” and he loves to party, he also has many kids and usually has the over 3 babymanas. Also he loves cars and he loves to hang out with his family members.
“Man I wish I could be like that guy Chris P”
Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.
In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.
"Why are you not eating any meat?"
"Oh, I'm keeping it Chris P!"