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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"

I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by Mrmcgreen July 17, 2024


Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2022


Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 10, 2015


bar shock

when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took

I cant remeber shit I got hella bar shocked after that dab from all those xannys this morning

by whosurplug June 2, 2017


Break your bar

Meaning to apply strong force to the breaker bar you are using to remove a bolt that you unintentionally snap the bar causing you to break your back.

Break your bar, break your back.

by shinryuken November 20, 2008


Cheese bar

Slang for gay bar

I go to the cheese bar to pick up men

by Jimmyjohnjohnson December 11, 2020


Political bar fight

An expression used to describe all of the pointless fighting and bickering that tends to happen in the government over various policy issues, the effectiveness and credibility of political leaders, how important and or valid certain beliefs and values are, etc. While it does occur in all levels of the government, it happens most frequently on the state and federal levels. These conflicts often times cause significant delays in passing important pieces of legislation They are often to forward and or their party’s agenda and or as way to get acquire more power and influence when discussing a particular issue.

There are always political bar fights happening in the U.S. government these days; often over relatively pointless things.

by Vanguard 1998 January 2, 2022