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Baby Fresh

When a material possession is so brand new and cool-looking that it it's almost like it's a newborn child; pure.

Things that could be baby fresh:

Kicks
Hats
Haircuts
Cars
Clothes
Chains
Facial Hair
Jewlery
Smells
Sticky marijuana

Roger: Shit, you see Kenny's new Aston Martin Nikes?
Tom: Yeah, them motherfucker's don't come out til' 2014.
Roger: That shit's baby fresh, jo.

Wanda: Fuck Roger.

Tina: Fuck Roger? I thought you still liked him.
Wanda: Dude looks dirty as hell.
Tina: Girl, he just got a phat ass fade, he's lookin' baby fresh.

Chandler: Yo, this weed better not be fucking huff.
Dealer: Relax, this is Grandfather Purp. It's baby fresh.

by Ricky Slade April 22, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby-Screamer

Someone who is a frontman of a metal band, they scream with little to no actual lyrics. Usually blonde hair, super tight girly jeans that are dried on high heat to further shrink them. Dates scene girls to increase there bands page views. Books shows at mostly Christian venues to get popular. Has a voice that can be closely related to a chipmunk. Could be dating the most clingy girl in the world, but would still walk away and think he's hated for no apparent reason.

Wow, did you see that show last night?
Josh is SUCH a Baby-Screamer!

Josh stop walking away, I love you. Don't be such a Baby Screamer!

by That kidd with the face November 2, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shakalaka baby

A person, usually female who is a party animal.Someone that dances all night and is the center of attention, the life of the party.

I'm a shakalaka baby and proud of it!

by Shakalaka Baby-the Original October 5, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.

This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much

by gremlinsGizmo May 20, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ya baby

A cocktail of disputed orgin and ingredients. A Ya Baby usually consist of Jameson and ginger ale, served on ice, and served obnoxiously. The ingredients can be changed but, to be a true Ya Baby it must be made obnoxiously. The Ya Baby is believed to be started at a place called Ya Baby's, across the way from Whoa Now's.

"Yo, J...whip me up another Ya Baby, extra obnoxious. I feel like getting jackassy up in here."

"Ya Baby"

by SuckABallYall June 7, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Incest Baby

1. The result of two family members, typically a brother and his hot cousin, getting together and doing the DO.
2. Neko's boyfriend.
3. The term used for the offspring of 2 dumbfucks that are closely related that are ugly as hell.

"Neko's boyfriend is an incest baby lacking an off button."
"We're gonna have an incest baby."
"Mama, I'll stay home and take care of our incest baby, I promise!"

by Heenz September 3, 2007

57๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby mama

A woman who is the mother of another man's baby, who she typically isn't married to.
OR bearing a child for another woman who can't concieve.

man: you waitin for yo baby mama?

barren woman: she's not my baby mama

man: you pay the bills, She has the baby.

that's called a baby mama--you ask any black man in philadelphia.

by valentine D. June 21, 2009

71๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž