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When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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me: Dude where are you?
them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!
Everyone please lend me your energy!
*Everyone lending energy for the Spirit Bomb for Goku*
Smashing ones peter in between two boxes of frozen waffles.
Bobby said he was going Super Sayian, then he hit me with a Spirit Bomb.
Someone whose ass is so dope it equates to the magnitude of an explosion being set off. Typically reserved for females by virtue of their hips accentuating size in comparison to the rest of their figure, but anyone of any gender can be blessed with "bomb butt," as beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
"Max's ass is the largest I've ever seen, they've got a real bomb butt. They could fell a mountain at its very foundation with such a powerful bomb butt."
When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.
"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."
Receiving the top notch of all top known to man .
"Yo I took my girl to the movies last night and she gave me some bomb slop in the theater, we got kicked out."
When you get so excited, you forget the word "fuse" and suddenly join Catchphrase as a contestant
James: How long do you think this will burn before it explodes?
Ly: OMG!!!! Are you actually going to light the.... bomb string?!?!?
James: ...... bomb string.....?? Go stand next to the bomb. <shaking his head>