December 19

Lizzy birthday 💍💜

Me: Your birthday is December 19
Lizzy:Yes why

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December 2nd

if u born dis day u r gay

Girl 1“Was he born on December 2nd???
Girl 2“Yes he likes pee pee”

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December 13

National suck your crush's nuts day.

Hey its December 13.
Oh yeah i have to go suck my crush's balls now.

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December 10

Shoot your best friend day

It’s December 10th y’all

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December 4

all the ugly people rare born on this day

Eli: omg ur so ugly

Bill Nye: u r right i was born on December 4

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December 14

People born on December 14th are ugly and gay. They’re usually named Christopher and love fortnite.

Bro, if you were born on December 14 you’re an idiot!

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december 11

No relationships day. It's the day that all the taken people can enjoy as singles!

Hey, it's december 11! It means I can kiss my friend and my boyfriend won't get mad

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