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One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”
When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
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When a girl appears to be virtuous but is actually a sex craved maniac who will drain partners of every ounce of energy
Dont make plans for tomorrow if your spending thr night with her..shes a right dirty Dolly
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A fishing lure, preferably a fake worm, inside a lubricated condom.
Mary: Josie, I just used a Dirty Nemo on myself last night!
Josie: Hook me up girl, I wanna try.
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A dirty Walker is someone who just before climax, rings their mum and tries to cum before she picks up the phone. A big risk taker.
Man that guy is nuts, Stacey said last night he was plugging her ass and he started to call his mum. Must be a dirty walker.
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A dirty Tre is when you’re performing anal sex then you pull out and put a fishing pole up their ass.
Damn did you just give her a dirty Tre
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To cumm in a woman's ass slap it and make her sing
I tore that booty up so good the girl was singing the dirty opera
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When you cut the bottom off of an ice cream cone, stick it on your dick, and then proceed to make sweet intercourse to a woman's bottom.
I brought home an ice cream cone from McDonald's and fed it to my girlfriend's butt hole; it was one delicious dirty frosty.
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