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Nice definition Aye jaye but unfortunately an utterly incorrect one.
First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.
Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.
The new guy at work came in and started telling me what to do. I would have told him off, but I was more surprised than anything. I'm not kidding, he gave me serious douche chills.
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Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.
(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)
Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"
Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"
Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"
Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"
Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"
Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"
Zack- "Touch'e"
All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby
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tobias wright-like people, usually the biggest douchebag at a lunch table. This person is usually so much of a douche that he/she transcends douche-like name calling, to the point where the term "Douchenozzle" is all that suffices.
Toby, quit being a douche nozzle and eat your lunch
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Someone who is a major douche bag.
Justin is such a douche rocket.
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Refers to a person who wears the combination of Hunting Camo, has Chin Strap facial hair, and Drives a Pickup.
Did you see that arrogant hick wearing hunting camo...and he's not hunting. What a Douche Bag.
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1. The fashion practice of wearing a sweater draped over the back, with the sleeves draped over the shoulders.
*variant , "knotty douche cape" includes tying the sleeves in a knot below the neck.
"holy crizzle - I was in the marina last night, and I felt like I was swimming in douche capes.."
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synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
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