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Sucking on a penis, giving a blow job
chug down on my chunky man meat biatch
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the quick, and usually hasty, cleaning of a public toilet seat with toilet paper before taking a dump. Usually, done hastily in lieu of a paper toilet seat cover, or in the case of a dumping emergency.
George had barely enough time for a hasty wipe-down at the taco bell toilet after he had that nasty challupa.
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An expression of incredulity (that you are unable or unwilling to believe something).
Analogous to "Get outta here!" or "You can't be serious!"
"You're moving to Florida? SHUT IT DOWN!!"
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Old fashioned humor that is corny but still gets a laugh as in the Vaudeville skits when a man's pants drop.
That skit was so pants down.
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When you really need to poop, but you're in the middle of doing something. Instead, you rush to the toilet to make a down payment, which means taking part of your poop and quickly returning to the activity that is occupying you. Usually, making a down payment implies that you will return to the toilet and make the rest of your "payment" later, but it doesn't have to.
Keith: Ben, I've got to take a dump.
Ben: But we're in the middle of a game of pool!
Keith: Don't worry, I'll make a down payment. Won't even take a minute.
Ben: *sigh* okay.
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When a person with a PC tries to do something and a friend with a Mac does it in half the time or less. This is known as a mac-down, a smack-down.
Boss: Hey can you look on your computer's calender and see what date Tuesday is?
PC guy: Ok, uh.. any second now.
Colleague with Mac computer: Got it! its the 23rd
Boss: ooh, mac-down!
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A male ejaculation party that is bigger than just a jerk-circle. Consists of about 10-20 people.
You. Me. Beat Down. 10:00 P.M. BYOL (Bring Your Own Lube)
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