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Distinguishes between films made for a theatrical experience and movies made for television by assessing the performance of the actors in a non-qualitative but descriptive manner. Originates from the distinctive acting style of the inimitable William Shatner. The Shatner Effect occurs when it is obvious a work of entertainment is made for television based upon the delivery of the actors.
You: "How can you tell this movie was made for TV?"
Me: "Note that actor's dramatic gesticulations. Observe the overly tremulous voice. Check out the zipper on that alien costume. The Shatner Effect, totally."
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Making out for a prolonged period of time.
Last night after dinner, Ben and I experienced the 'Waterfall Effect'.
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(n.) when someone's personality is so negative that it causes an infectious spread of a fowl mood to surrounding people.
Ex:
Natalie's constant bitching causes an ebolean effect around anyone she is with.
Natalie's constant complaining causes an ebolean effect on anyone around her when she speaks.
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The Karl effect is like when Karl shits on a giant sandwich.
Oh no my sandwich is ruined! Damn you The Karl Effect!
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1. A theroy stating that if one was to step on a butterfly some 65 million years ago, it would change the entire course of history in the present.
2. As a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, a disaster is happening in another part of the world.
2. A butterfly is flying in Africa. A tsunami is devestating Japan
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the act of destroying someone's life by calling them gay for about a year, convincing everyone in the school classroom to hate them, making them change classrooms and still being hated by his/her new classmates. then they must try to kill his/her younger brother or sister with a hairdryer. then they must move away to an insane asylum.
me: Taylor, your gay.
taylor: no i'm not!!!
(next day, comes to school with a see through leotard)
me: EWWWW!!!! *throws up*
taylor: hey! i'm beautiful!!!
me:no your not.... you are ugly and gay and no one likes you....
taylor: *tries to kill brother/sister* I'M NOT CRAZY!!! AGH!!!!
the taylor effect
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During the middle school stage of adolescent life a group of children will form.
Depending on the size of the grade these children belong to the "Rotation" group that most likely consists of 7-12 boys and 10-14 or so girls.
The Rotation Effect received its name from of this stage, because of the rotation of relations between a girl and a boy in the Rotation clique.
A boy and a girl in the rotation clique will date for anywhere between two weeks to two months, the relationships will be filled with drama and the partners will only converse when around other members of the rotation clique.
Not long after entering the High School stage these preppy faggots will develop a knack for drinking. They will get drunk at least once a week, and at school the will talk non stop about being/getting wasted.
The girls will whore themselves out at party's then come to school the next day and be proud of it.
It is also common for the rotations to complain about how hard there life is even though they have everything they want or need.
The Rotation Effect children will soon move into adulthood and go to a local community college or a state school for further education.
After college the men will become devote Towny's and spend the rest of there days in suburbia. The women will grow fat with age and on many occasions spend there life with a Towny living together in the same town they grew up in.
They eventually will spawn offspring that will no doubt be victims of the ROTATION EFFECT.
children involved in "The Rotation effect" are referred to as the "Rotations"
The Rotation Effect side effects include:
1.Being a douche
2.Being a towny
3.Talking shit
4.Selfishness
5.Believing His/Her problems are the most important ones in the world.
6.Being a whore/slut/skank/vagina giver/cum dumpster/seaman lover/cum chug.
7.Being Fake
8.Being a douche/whore x2
9.Thinking your life is so bad.
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