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When a cow is trapped in a dirt houses basement with a glass roof
Person One:Whats up
Person Two:FREE EDGER
To be free like Zoe means you basically smell bhad on a Tuesday and just maybe a Wednesday and her boyfriend name Hakeem (search up Hakeem)
Noun: The additional criminal charge presented in court, while in custody, that would also be arrestable in public and added to your pending trial/arraignment/evaluation/probation hearing et cetera.
"Fuck that shit, I'm not going to pick up some Free-Boy Charge and fight you/smuggle contraband." et cetera
Transitive Verb: The perpetration or commission of an unlawful act that adds additional criminal charges, while in custody, that would also be considered arrestable in public and added to your pending trial/arraignment/evaluation/probation hearing et cetera.
"When the C.O. isn't looking, I'm going to Free-boy Charge that bitch."
Free-Boy Charge
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1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.
2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”
2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”
Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
the only song to play over top gun: maverick
free bird over top gun maverick sounds pretty cool
The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.
When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds