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Where you go afterlife and you say it to the devil
old villain: oh, I’m going in hell
Me: which part?
Old villain: hell
Me: where?
Old villain: shut the fuck up, I am in hell
Devil: hi
Old villain: fucking hell
Drunk...Very drunk...so drunk you have to close one eye so you only see one set of lines on the highway to get yourself home. (Disclaimer: if your think drunk then you probably shouldn't be driving home in the first place)
I drank so much last night that I was cocker'n hell.
When a supposed Christian loudly tells you what a sinner you are and you’re going to hell.
I went to the doctor and someone in the waiting room asked me if I go to church. When I said “no”, he started Hell Yelling at me. “You godless son-of-a-bitch, you are going to burn in hell forever.
another code name for periods.
"Oh my god I am literally having the worst cramp of my life right now"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"
The Hell you encounter once you have made extensive modifications to your car, and begin to run into complications further down the line. This can be in the form of things like installing heads and cam only to have a valve spring break or installing long tube headers only to have an alternator wire burn a hole in them or melt thru them. Things like this are what Mod Hell is. Issues that wouldn't have happened had you not started to touch shit.
Joe: Whats going on Jack! Where's the Mustang at?
Jack: In the shop.
Joe: Again?
Jack: Yeah, I installed a K&N filter and the oil damaged my MAF sensor so I'm waiting on the new one to come in.
Joe: Mod hell, huh?
Jack: Mod hell.
What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
Something that is beyond amazing. It’s awesome
That food we just ate was gooder than hell.