Have a winnie

Australian slang for a fag; cigarette.

Oi cunt give us a fag. I wanna have a winnie. Winfield cigarettes.

HTH (Have to Have)

There are moments when an incredible piece of clothing or an accessory captures your imagination. Gives you goosebumps. Tugs at you in a way where it is hard to think of anything else. And while not wearable for every facet of our life, it has a place. Because life is about those moments of emotion and beauty, where we crave a piece simply because we admire it. The HTH’s occupy a coveted spot in our closet that remind us of why we love style.

Person 1: I know this top is kinda crazy and out of my comfort zone, but it’s speaking to me and I want it!

Person 2: Go for it! Every creative pragmatist needs HTH (Have to Have) pieces like that. They remind us of our personal style!!

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

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