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jacob crossley

ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.

that jacob crossleyis taking forever with my burnt toast frostino and mouldy toast on the side.

by nours big batty April 5, 2022


Jacob Atkinson

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS A 112 INCH COCK

Friend 1: Whoa you have a Jacob Atkinson right there!
Friend 2: yea its pre good

by ellcastillleng June 1, 2023


Jacob Harmon

Jacob is sweet, funny, cute, amazing, and a really good friend. I’m not surprised that he can get girls so easily. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and is loud when he wants to

Jacob Harmon is a really great guy

by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 16, 2019


Jacob Zornes

He’s sus in Ohio

Stop being so sus madam! Jacob Zornes means he gets mogged

by Jacob Zornes September 28, 2023


Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong

You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 5, 2022


Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 17, 2019


Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)

That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.

by LaserImouto March 15, 2023