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A calcium mark is a white mark that shows up when you don’t brush your teeth you shitty sperm.
Guess Who Has A Calcium Mark
PIETER SMELLIES Y
The most handsome guy ever. He is very smart and super nice. He also likes to make fun of Abel
Mark Steinebach, he is one of the best guys i've ever met!
When you have a trap as a girlfriend and you don't want to admit it.
When a pippa (mark pots) order bepis
instead of boba bola
A shit so bad that it makes your clothes stink.
I had beans and avocado for dinner and just took a giant Mark Alger. Guess it's time for laundry.
A person who blames you for something that had nothing to do with you and rings your local doctors clinic and police telling them that you sell pills 💊 to school children down the street.
I got cut off my meds and cops are searching me all the time ,this has mark the narc written all over it .
A skid mark head is when your head is really deformed and premature. Some examples of people who have a skid mark head are: Jason Vorhees,Characters from wrong turn or hills have eyes.
"Have u seen Berry. He has such a skid mark head."
Mark is the human version of a brown q tip. He traps his farts under his blankets when he's lying in bed at night and inhales them when his disposable runs out. Mark loves late night walks in the park with old men and brunch with his friends great grandparents. You will often find him at Paknsave licking old shampoo bottles and eating the raw chicken. Mark can't control his bowel movements so unfortunately that means he is constantly shitting himself. He has started to invest in buying adult nappies which catch the diarrhea but unfortunately that means he gets skids on his bum cheeks. Mark is creative and quirky and loves to dance to the jungle junction theme song. Mark is a ray of sunshine that blinds your eyes until you can't see.
Random 1: "hey have you seen Mark Latu?"
Random 2: "Yeahh, I saw him up in that tall tree, licking the birds nests"