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DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans
23đź‘Ť 9đź‘Ž
To perform horrible, unspeakable acts, such as massacring ten underperforming 'fighting dogs' by means of hanging and drowning and then think you can get away with it because of your super star status. After you have actually taken one minute to truly understand what hanging or drowning a defenseless dog with your bare hands would be like, you will proceed to make a profit from this horrendous act, whilst retaining your sports star status and then getting caught by the authorities.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
Fuckin' Michael Vick'd 'em
15đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
A person that loves big juicy cocks in his ass and will do what ever he can do to get. He even tried to get arrested so he can get a cell with big black to become his bitch
Why is that guy getting arrested?
That's Michael ass fucked
An amazing youtuber that makes YouTube videos. He used to have an old channel called “Michael Thomas” that’s why his new one is named “Michael Thomas 2” because it’s the second one. His real name is “Michael Thomas” we don’t have any info if he has a middle name as he never says it. He is a youtuber that is mostly know for his YouTube series “I’m Stranded”
Jack:”hey have you heard of the series I’m stranded on YouTube”
Ryan:” yes, isn’t the person who made it Michael Thomas 2 the YouTuber”
Bryan:” I heard that the 2 means that it’s the second one”
Ryan:”DUH”
A condition when a celebrity becomes so famous for playing one role, song, character, media, etc... that when they try to move to something different, it goes horrible wrong or fails immediately. Or in visual media, when a celebrity plays characters on different shows that are different in name, but the same in personality and demeanor. Can vary in degrees, from minor to very severe. They are usually not flexible when it comes to their performance.
AKA: Michael Richards Disease/Disorder
"Ed O'Neill has Michael Richards Syndrome in that he will always be Al Bundy, but it is a minor case because can still play some other decent characters"
"Joe Pesci has always plays the same character in everything he is in: a easily angered short person, he has Michael Richards Syndrome"
“Michael riding cycle” is a phrase used to describe an individual by the name of Michael, who is on a role for any particular task. You could say it anytime you think he is good, and the phrase is generally used in an Indian accent.
“Michael riding cycle” bro You were getting all the ladies at the party.
the meaning of life
also a verry attractive psycopath
person 1: omg did you see that sexy michael myers
parson 2: yea he's a verry attractive psycopath