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The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time
My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask
When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.
A Mud Hopper is the same as a Mud Cricket but she is beautiful and plus size.
A Mud Cricket is to skinny for me, I need a Mud Hopper.
Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…
A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".
Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?
You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
Oh my god they did the German mud wizard
when you pop a hemorrhoid while having diarrhea and it’s a mix of red and brown
jake: dude i popped a hemmy last night, had me a red mud water fall