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Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.
The female equivalent of road head.
Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.
the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)
"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"
The resulting visual following the act of 'buttering' a partners hemorrhoidal rose bud (muffin hole).
Then the act was finished; they had a glorious muffin hole.
Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.
I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.
A lover of magic mushrooms
Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.
Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.
Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.