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The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
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A Penis Sanctum is a reference to a gay mans bedroom.
"Freddy, after a long night of partying, brought Josh back to his Penis Sanctum"
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Politically correct definition for someone who has a dick, but doesn't identify themselves as man/boy
A recursive definition: People with penis include men, transgender and non-binary people with penis
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A 4-headed penis.
My girlfriend invited 3 other girls when she found out I had an echidna penis.
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Similar to a swamp donkey, yet unique. Penis witches pray on non-drunken souls, through the use of heavy disguises to spread dick-pestilence to the naive villagers.
"That penis witch road ever broom in town"
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When a person is both a man and a women until you see their Penis.
-Traps are gay
-No their not because Schrödinger's Penis
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When your girlfriend snuggles up to you with the sole purpose of fondling your penis.
Man says"Mickey what are you doing I'm trying to go to sleep" as his girlfriend snuggles up to him and gives him a reach around. Girlfriend says "I'm penis snuggling babe trying to get lucky."
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