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during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome
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The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.
These Cleveland Hot Pockets are fucking delicious!
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Interchangeable with 'stick up his ass'. Figurative statement meaning irritable or stuck up.
Dude did have you talked to John today? Has he got a frog in his pocket or what?
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The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find
Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room
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adj. n. back jean pockets with zippers on them
Mike scratched Brannon's car with his zipp ass pockets
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This is when your stiletto accidently pops open in your pocket, cutting your nut sack open.
OMFG my stiletto just opened my sack, causing the stiletto pocket accident!!!
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A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill
Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?
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