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Waking up after a long night of drinking to find a half eaten burrito supreme on your chest, without any recollection of purchasing said burrito supreme. May or may not be your burrito, but you still heat it up in the morning and consume it anyway.
Rob was shit-faced last night i heard he woke up with a chest hair supreme!
Bro, why did you let me go to t bell i woke up with a chest hair supreme!
Not again, dammit! another chest hair supreme!
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When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.
Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut
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When you ejaculate in or under your partner's hair, while they're asleep. So that it dries and they find it the next day.
"I'm going to give my girlfriend a bad hair day for leaving me high and dry"
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Any african american
Black man to Black man: "Damn, dats a nappy haired nigga right their!!!"
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This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.
"This is such a nut hair jubilee."
"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."
"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."
"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."
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