I'm going to jump your bones

Intercourse. Imma jump and top of you im gonna jump you down to the core, I'm gonna make your bones shake😏

I'm going to jump your bones when we get up stairs

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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

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Shut your skin tone chicken bone

A series of insults that will make any person regret coming into this plane of existense.

Friend: Ur mum gae

You: man shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student lone indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormona post malone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ass up...

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

An extremely emaciated individual.

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!

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humourus like the bone in your arm

this is a phrase commonly used by myself, The Popster, and Conrad the sailor. It means something is funny, or humourus, and therefore like the bone in your arm.

Oh dear Char has browned the sofa
humourus like the bone in your arm

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i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

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bias (bone idle arse syndrome)

a condition whereby the victim ingests more food than their rectum is willing to excrete

person 1.gee she's a fat bitch

person 2.yeah if it was'nt for her bias (bone idle arse syndrome) she would look like posh spice

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