One-Time

To "One-Time" someone is to hit them harshly and K.O them in one hit (as the name suggests)

"I'm gonna One-Time you on Halo 2 with my auto-headshot sniper rifle"

"You got One-Timed last night mate!"

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One Direction

Five flaming homosexuals that have millions of girls fall in love when them everyday. If you join the fandom, it is nearly impossible to leave it. You are usually constantly talking about them once you're a directioner.

Me; I'm in love with One Direction.
Friend; I know, you never stop talking about them.

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plus one

When you bang someone of the opposite sex for the first time and add them onto your lifetime list of girls you have "plus oned". You cannot plus 2. If you have sex with two new people in one day or in one encounter it is then labelled as having had two "plus ones".

I took that girl home from the bar last night. I got a plus one. She was a HO. FO SHO.

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One In A Million

A term used to describe a moment where someone does something beyond idiotic. The term is used because it describes the fact that only one sperm out of a million reaches the egg and the fact that this person's sperm just happened to be the one that fertilized it. ie: "One in a million, and you were the one who got in"

Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.

Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.

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The one in a million

The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.

It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )

If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309

in Conversation:

Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."

Preston - "Freakin right man"

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go ones

To have a one-on-one contest, usually on the basketball court, but sometimes fisticuffs.

"If you think you're so good, let's go ones on the court and I'll school you."

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little one

the coolest ooberest spiffiest person in the fucking world u fuckers and no one else is hahahahahahahaha

bye bye little one

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