three beer queer

1.someone who is drunk off of or pretends to be drunk off of, consuming very few beers.

1. that lightweight only drank 3 beers, and he is allready passed out. What a three beer queer.

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beer googles blind

A phrase that was used in Eminems new song "Just lose it". It means that you are drunk and everything looks pretty

See also beer goggles

"Dre, HA HA HA BEER GOGGLES BLIND! I'm just trying to unwind!"

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beer pong

Beer Pong. As witnessed in a San Leandro, CA garage.
Ping Pong with full (opened or unopened, player's choice) cans of beer on each corner of the table.
Play. Since a ping pong ball strike is not normally enough to upset a full beer can, when your opponent hits a can on your side, and they score (note: the can is a "paddle" of yours, thus the can "hit" the ball and if it fails to clear the net on your opponent’s side, they score. In rare cases a hard and direct enough hit may cause the can to volley the ball over the net sucessfully. This event is usually cheered by all), you must consume the entire beer in the un-opened variation. In the open can game, simply take a chug and replace the can on the corner.

Warning: in open can games, a ping-pong ball CAN spill partially full beers. In the case a beer is wasted in this manner, the player who failed to catch and save the contents of the falling can must consume an entire can from their opponent's side, and must make the fridge run to replace to spilled beer. Open can games are best played with very cheap beer.

I always play beer pong with COORS, so if waste few, no one really cares. Try the "Silver Bullets" - they're taller and can sometimes score for you!

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Bitter beer face

This is used to decribe a girl who is so ugly the first time you see her a pained and disturbed look will cross your face.

Also a girl who looks like the bitter beer face guy from the old keystone beer ads.

Man! Did you see that bitter beer face over by the pool tabe?

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spanish beer pong

the bouncing back and forth of 2 girls love until they both get tired of it and you get nothing.

panda plays spanish beer pong with and jess and jess.

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ultimate beer chug

using an opened can of beer spread a girls vaginal lips to insert the open beer, than have her do a headstand until beer can is empty.

My girl did the ultimate beer chug with this new beer called vag friendly light

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Blonde Beer Getter

Blonde girl, girlfriend, any of the blonde species. Primary job is to ride in the passenger seat and look pretty and pass a beer to her man. Qualifications are big boobs and a nice ass.

Who is that? Its my blonde beer getter! Look at them tits!

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