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when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself
John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."
John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."
A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x
Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar
Upon climax from masturbation, you kick over a lego building and raw like Godzilla
First guy: Dude the other day i kick over all my brothers Lego
Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?
First guy: Yep
When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”
Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”
get into a circle and beat your meat with your right hand with your left you help beat the person next to You’s meat all of you finish into a cup the person who finishes last drinks it
What did you do today?
I had a gang wank with Leo and jack
everyone gets in a circle with there left hand on the person to there lefts dick and use your right hand to beat your own meat. You finish into a cup and the last to finish drinks it
what Did you do today?
I had a gang wank with Leo and jack