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How to get rid of telemarketers while having a good laugh!
Hello are you interested in buying condoms
YES!
Ok do you have a credit card
YES!
Can i have your credit card number?
YES!
ok what is it?
YES!
This happens and thus its also pissing of telemarketers
IS this a joke
YES!
Are you an idiot??
*Chuckle* *chuckle* YES!!!!!!!
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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Slang for Canadian brewery Mooshead's beer. Derived from the foul and overbearing taste of most Moosehead products.
Man are you drinking Moose Piss tonight? Gross!
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when after having sex while being really drunk, you can't seem to remember if you had a orgamsma or took a piss
dude, i was so pissed face last night that my girl friend broke up with me.
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To violently kick the nearest object when furious.
Dude, after I failed that Final , I piss kicked the trash can.
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The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s piss flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s piss flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their piss flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
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