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A commonly used phrase, usually to express sadness.
Oh my gosh, nuclear war is coming, we’re all going to die!
That’s so sad, alexa play despacito
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Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
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The trio of items you need in your car if you want to drive at your very best: Driving gloves, top of the line police radar, and a dashcam.
The driving gloves will reduce the fatigue in your hands while figuratively add 20 mph to your top speed (in your mind)
The police radar is to know when to slow down so you don't get caught by the cops.
And the dash cam is to protect you against any accidents that aren't your fault.
Inspired by the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical individual, THE Chiseled Adonis with his Phrase "New York Triple Play Powers" ("I got my timbs, my fitted, my durag, and my wifebeater while I got the New York Triple Play on and find you in shits boy...":
I got the riparo gloves on my hands, the police radar in the front of the dash, and the dash cam near the mirror, and I'm gonna activate my Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers and speed the fuck out of here.
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"This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito" is a meme trending through social medias right now. It represents a mock conversation between a user and their Alexa digital assistant. The earliest known usage was on a Tumblr account bisexueal.
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Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.
Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
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a internet phenomena caused by, idk, maybe some bored kiddies... anyway! it goes like this:
1) get some stupit, annoing music file
2) get a funny video (anime or somthing from a movie or stuff from a video game...)
3) act like a noob and use windows moviemake or iMovie to cut out a little part of the file and copy it very often. make it look like an endless loop.
4) add the gayass music. (if it fits the video take another one)
5) upload this to youtube and call it "(WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR VIDEO) WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC".
yes, you need caps!
and you're done! another retarded "WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC"-video.
look forward to coments like this:
"LMFAOWROFLOLAPMP!!!!!!!!"
"fitting ಠ_ಠ"
"lolololololololoolololololollo lol"
"PS TRIPLE"
"fuck that! ɔıƃɐɯ ǝןƃooƃ 'puǝıɹɟ ʎɯ ɔıƃɐɯ ǝןƃooƃ"
kid1: hey man, everybody makes his own "WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC VIDEO"! lets make some too ok?
kid2: ok xD
kid with brain: wow -.- im off
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When a man is banging a woman doggy style, she shits whilst his dick is in. This causes the poop to squeeze around the penis, causing it to come out in a thin circle around his dick.
Bro, Jenny gave me a Play dough Fun Factory last night so hard I had to clean out the hole of my dick.
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