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When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.
Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.
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That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.
Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"
Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs
Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.
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i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing
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The act of a male or female going down on there partner and licking the butthole. aka..Tossing the salad
"I'm going out on a date tonight"
"oh yeah, have fun, i hope she lets you Tounge punch the fart box!!!!"
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Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds
I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.
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Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?
Punch Me Harder Kyle
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When someone punches someone so hard they aren't quite sure where they got hit, but it was somewhere extremely painful.
Christian is gonna to Punch You In Your Cheese you gonna see stars!