Rural Dictionary

Blow Me Sandwich

wraps various sandwich items around penis (dong) and eats them off layer by layer before sucking you off. proceeding to make sandwich for you with your own cum and sharing it, eating it down to the center just as the Lady and the Tramp would eat spaghetti.

babe I am in need for a blow me sandwich, don't forget the turkey.

by granny goes bareback July 19, 2014

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Ice Cream Sandwich

When doing anal with a female, the female would proceed to shit on the male's dick while the male ejaculates all over the shit, mixing together, to create an ice cream sandwich. The male will then force the female to eat the "Ice Cream Sandwich" in hopes of trying to seduce her.

I gave my girlfriend a huge ice cream sandwich for her birthday.

by MaxiuB October 18, 2014

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Erie Meatball Sandwich

A girl is blowing you, you pull out, cum in her mouth then immediately punch her in the face as hard as you can. Then you descend your balls into her cum and blood-filled mouth. This creates the sandwich: sauce (blood), cheese (cum), and balls (self-explanatory). This is best performed with a monkey and an organ grinder in the corner creating musical accompaniment.

Bunny Teeters was in the mood for something a little exciting, so Butch Putchy decided to spice things up by giving her an Erie Meatball Sandwich and knocked out three of her teeth.

by Frank Stoosh August 24, 2009

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Hot Turkey Sandwich

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.

"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009

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