I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the milky way galaxy

When you slap someone so hard that you make them enter a different galaxy

Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*

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What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

A random sentence someone said on Lovely Peaches' insta live that became a meme. Now people spam it on the insta/tiktok lives of every singer or celeb known to man

Fan: What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Lovely Peaches: Umm... I'd tell him "god bless him" and to work on vocabulary❤️

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Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

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So whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you

“so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you” TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when they’re around “you” and that’s why when it says “you” at the end it’s bc you make them happy and “you” are what comes to their mind

“swyamahifprmaiy” (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)

:)

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Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.

Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003

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should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

help

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

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Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

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